How much $$$ do you make
Every time you 💩?
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Leaderboard
1.
Elon Musk Net worth: $744bn
$2,832,564 per 💩
Yup, that's +$2,832,564 every 5 minutes*
2.
Larry Ellison Net worth: $276bn
$1,050,228 per 💩
3.
Mark Zuckerberg Net worth: $253bn
$962,739 per 💩
4.
Jeff Bezos Net worth: $248bn
$943,708 per 💩
5.
Larry Page Net worth: $257bn
$977,968 per 💩
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Enter your approx. net worth:
Sometimes I like to take two shits a day and think about how in that time I made more money than most Americans working full-time for an entire year!"
Notable Shitters
Sergey Brin Net worth: $237bn
$901,826 per 💩
Jensen Huang Net worth: $162bn
$616,438 per 💩
Warren Buffett Net worth: $150bn
$570,776 per 💩
Mike Bloomberg Net worth: $105bn
$399,474 per 💩
Bill Gates Net worth: $104bn
$395,879 per 💩
Donald Trump Net worth: $6.8bn
$25,874 per 💩
*Disclaimer: We just did some quick back-of-the-toilet-paper math for the wealthiest Americans, assuming an average poop-duration of 5 minutes and a conservative annual interest rate of 4% (on non-leap years). Of course, in real life "net worth" appreciation isn't the same as earning interest — in fact, their wealth is likely growing much faster.